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The Rivalry Matchup Tee

The Catholics vs Alcoholics Shirt features a straightforward design for fans of gameday humor. Printed on a white tee, the word "CATHOLICS" appears in navy, positioned above a small "vs." and the word "ALCOHOLICS" in red. This design is presented without team logos or mascots, relying on color and text to convey its message.

This unique phrase emerged as a parking lot slogan tied to the Notre Dame versus Wisconsin game. It gained significant attention, reaching 300,000 views, when Green Bay radio host Marques Eversoll shared it. The tee plays on the shared association with drinking, drawing a parallel to the classic "Catholics vs Convicts" Notre Dame gameday shirts, offering a similar blunt matchup energy for a new opponent.

Perfect for supporters attending games in South Bend, Madison, or any gameday event, this tee captures a specific brand of rivalry humor. Enjoy this soft cotton, unisex fit tee, printed on demand, available in sizes S-4XL.

  • Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
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“Exactly like the photo — the print is crisp and the fabric is genuinely soft.”

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“Fast shipping and the colour is rich. Washed it twice, still perfect.”

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“Great quality for the price. Sizing runs true. Would buy again.”

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